Jo. 24. Married. In love. Journalist. Master baker. Crochet queen. Domestic goddess. Pierced. Inked. Stretched.

this tumblr thing is weird. I miss this hair :(

this tumblr thing is weird. I miss this hair :(

rock-prinzesschen:

Der Mann mit den zwei Gesichtern!

I want him <3

rock-prinzesschen:

Der Mann mit den zwei Gesichtern!

I want him <3

So maybe I should introduce myself?

Name: Joanna Marie Townsend-Holmes

Age: 29/09/1986

Education: Lots, 2 degrees. A 2:1 and a first.

1. What was your first thought when you woke up this morning? 

Urrrrrrrrrgh it’s 3pm.


 

2. Where were you this time yesterday?

Sat on my sofa watching ‘Hollyoaks’

3. Are you more of an optimistic or pessimistic person?

Pessimistic. Definitely. 

4. Who is your best friend?

I don’t really have one, I’m quite solitary.

5. Are you in a relationship?

Married, 1 year.

6. Do you have feelings for anyone right now?

My husband.

7. What qualities do you find attractive in a person?

Honestly? Personality and piercings.

8. What is your favourite movie of all time?

Spirited Away <3

9. What lyrics can you think of that relate to how you are feeling right now? 

"Face down ass up, that’s the way we like to fuck"


10. If your life could be any movie, what would you pick?

Pokemon.

11. Where do you see yourself in five years?

With children.

12. What was the last thing you ate?

A chicken wrap.

13. What could you not live without?

Oxygen. 

14. When was the last time you told someone “I love you”?

Earlier today.

15. Do you get along with your parents?

They’re dead.

16. What is the most attractive physical feature of the opposite sex?

Arms.

17. Do you think looks matter?

Yes, shallow but I do.

18. As a child, what was your dream job?

Princess or rockstar.

19. What is your dream job now?

Journalist.

20. Do you know someone who can make you smile without even trying?

Hubby <3

21. If you were given the opportunity to rename yourself, what would you pick?

Samara.

22. How often do you drink (alcohol)?

Most Saturdays if I go out.

23. Introvert or extrovert?

Bit of both.

24. Do you believe in love at first sight?

Yes.

25. If you have one, what is your motto?

Drink, fight, fuck.

Just me. Hi.

Just me. Hi.